100. STRAIGHT EDGE LIVING.. NOT
March 13, 2009
I have something to tell you guys which I know you won’t believe. I almost can’t believe it myself until I craved for it earlier today when I saw a kid got trampled by a tricycle. Don’t worry, the kid survived and she was still able to stand up. I see that a lot these days, kids getting hit by moving vehicles, I’m just glad it wasn’t me on the driver seat.
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99. DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT
March 11, 2009DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT
I know what you’re going to say, I change blogs as often as I change my underwear - once a year. No wait, that didn’t sound right. I’m like an obese drunk middle aged guy from work in a cool party starved for attention. “Let’s go guys! I don’t want to work, I just want to party!” (Rips off jogging pants) tugss-tugss-tugss.
Okay, that still didn’t sound right. If you rummage through the pages, you’d notice that most of the entries here were from my original blog. Why? because I said so here. Although the page is still kinda broken. I brokenated it for some reason, it’s hard to admit it but I’m a WP ignoramus. Although you’d have to say this is an amazing layout and it’s an awesome set up, I really can’t take any credit for it. It’s been magically altered by Ea Raymundo in exchange for some type of smelly paper we call money. I wanted to ask her if I could pay through sexual favors but at the back of my mind, I don’t think my wife would agree to such a deal.
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98. VIGILANCE
March 3, 2009
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.
A smart dude said that, I just can’t remember who. But that’s how I feel today. I haven’t been very vigilant these past few weeks especially with what I put into my body. I’ve gained a considerable amount of mass for the past two months, from as low as 196lbs; I’m back to 108lbs. I hate it so much right now that I’m continuing the diet update blog series. So voila!
You’re asking the monitor right now, what the freaking hell happened? I can name three things.
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97. TEN THINGS I DID WHEN I.PH WAS DOWN
February 23, 2009Yeah, for the better part of last week, I.PH suffered a majoy down time. I blame Ade and Baddie for this outrage. For the last time guys stop jerking off behind the mainframes, your junk is short circuiting the wires and connections.
I was tagged by Ade and yes, I still don’t do meme’s well, except for this because it’s been weeks and I haven’t posted anything and I don’t want my fans to think I’m not posting anymore. LOL fans, I know, I made fun of myself there. So off the top of my head, here are the ten things I did during the down time.
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96. CHEATING 101: PLANNING
February 3, 2009Welcome back boys and girls! It is again the month of love, and do you guys know what this blog entry is all about? Well, if your answer is LOVE then you’re WRONG!
Do you clearly know what happens during Valentines Day? Aside from Restaurants overpricing, motels owners overbooking and condoms breaking; most of the guys and girls out there are stressed out. Their hairs standing on ends not because they’re still contemplating whether to lose their virginity or not, but because they know all too well that Valentines Day should not only be celebrated with the official partner but it should be celebrated with the sideline as well. Get my drift?
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95. BORED AS HELL
January 31, 2009I have a freaking good right hand. I love working with it, doing stuff with it. But there are times I can’t rely on my right hand. I have to use my left hand which is weird. Have you ever written down a prose or anything with your left hand? It doesn’t feel right. Well hello? I’m talking about you’re basic preference here, If you’re left handed try writing down something with your right hand and try to feel it. Feel it good.
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94. BURGERS (can’t think of a witty title)
January 15, 2009I’ve been a burger lover for as long as I can remember, even longer. My mom recalls when I was around six or seven years old. I can eat two tropical hut hamburgers while she could only eat one. Yes I know, one day when I am old and weak, my love will come back to kill me, but hey. At least I’ll die happy and contented right?
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93. THREE YEARS TO GO
January 11, 2009People are talking about prophecies of Nostradamus and the Mayans that the world as we know it, will end on the year 2012 and I can see why they’re freaked out. Before the Mayan civilization ended, they predicted that the world will end on December 23, 2012. Then a couple of thousand of years after that, Nostradamus predicted the world will end in 2012. Is it a coincidence? I think not!
Funny, how the Mayans predicted the worlds’ end when they weren’t able to predict their end. Also, Nostradamus predicted a nuclear winter in 1997 and until now, all we have is global warming.
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92. STUFF FLOATING AROUND
January 6, 2009Welcome awesome people to my first blog entry of the year. I’m having trouble writing really. It’s that long term writers block since last year. It’s so annoying when you want to write about something but you can’t even form a simple sentence. So I’m powering through, I have stuff I want to share but they’re too long for Plurk but their too short to be blog entries hence, the clutter. Don’t worry; I won’t be ranting this time. (more…)
91. TOP EIGHT RANDOM THOUGHTS OF 2008
December 31, 2008
Tomorrow will dawn a new day, a new month and a new year. Tomorrow is a new beginning, for most of us, a new start, to leave the old habits behind and start the New Year with new hope of a better life.
But before that, I have here a copy of the year’s top eight random thoughts of 2008 so lets get the ball rolling, (insert drum roll here) (more…)
