51. Movie Experience

Watched Iron Man when it opened in theaters and I was totally blown away. It is the best comics to movie adaptation EVER! I was planning to make a review of the movie but given that everyone has one, I will have to pass. Although I will just tell you guys what happened when I watched the movie with my wife last Friday in G4 and it was unforgettable! The guards were very rude. You’ll know why when you read the rest of the entry. So? Read the rest of the entry.

I promised a couple of pals that the next time I watch Iron Man, I’d be bare naked! And as the movie started and the lights dimmed, I then ripped my clothes off - All of them. I sat o the comfy seat feeling the cool air passing through my legs and I loved it! My wife’s eyes turn to me and with an almost inaudible shriek. She lost her grip and poured the soft drink and popcorn on my crotch.

“What the hell are you doing? Where are your clothes?” She whispered while her eyes were roaming around trying to see if anyone has noticed me already.

“The first time I watched Iron Man, I had this huge boner and it almost ripped my pants! To avoid the incident I will watch Iron Man stark raving naked! Get it? Iron Man? Stark? No? Okay!” I said confidently.

While arguing with my wife, I didn’t notice the girl beside me reaching for her Chicago dog which was placed on top of the cup holder beside me. Although instead of grabbing her hotdog, she accidentally grabbed my schlong which was fully erect.  Without hesitation she pulled my schlong hard! While Iron Man donning the Mark I armor, he flew out of the rebel encampment together with the girls pull I then ejaculated hard, you can literally see the mini sonic boom. The velocity broke the sound barrier before hitting her face, she whimpered and in that same moment the shot rendered her unconscious.

 ”See what you did?” My wife exclaimed while whispering “That girl is going to wake up with a serious headache and if her friends find out what happened we’re going to be in trouble!”

“It’s not my fault! Iron Man flew for the first time and it was fucktastic!!”  

Angry she pointed her index finger straight at my nose and said, “I will not talk to you until you’re fully dressed and if the guards pull you out of the cinema. I will not help you!! Mark my word!!”

I laughed; “I don’t want to talk to you either. I came here to see Iron Man you know?!”  I said without taking my eyes off the movie screen. I then raised my feet up the seat in front of me and took the unconscious girl’s Chicago dog and soft drinks and watched the movie. I even used the scotch tape I had with me and taped my eyes to prevent it from blinking. I don’t want to miss one bit of this bonerrific movie!

More than halfway through the movie, when I saw the scene where Iron Man entered the war zone with much speed and bravado and started dismantling the terrorist with his repulsor beam, my schlong was rock solid and I couldn’t resist myself and I started humping the back of the seat in front of me.

My wife tried to look away while covering her eyes. Maybe due to the pure embarrassment she’s feeling? I don’t know. The person in front of me was so irritated that he stood up to face me and when he did face me, his eyes widen and shouted, ”what the hell are you doing man? Have mercy on the seat!” He then vomited at the sight of a naked fat guy humping the theater seat. At this point everyone was looking at us and I was shushing everybody.

“God Damn it! Keep quiet! I’m trying to watch a movie!!” I shouted. “Don’t tell me you haven’t seen anything like this before? Eyes on the screen you’re going to miss the best part!” I was kind of ticked of with all of them. You know with their judging eyes and all.

Surprisingly, two guards were already on my other side wiggling their flash light around.

“Sir, I have to ask you to stop what you are doing and come with us.” The guard said calmly.

Then, I heard a shriek from my other side.

“Oh my God! My friend is unconscious! What have you done to her?” Exclaimed the girl, while trying to wake up the chick I headshot with my super sonic jizz earlier.    

 ”Sir, I will not ask you again, please stop what you’re doing and come with us. This is your last warning.” Said the guard with mace and stunner drawn.

 ”Fuck I can’t leave. You see? I haven’t seen War Monger and Iron Man fight yet. Also I don’t know what happened to the girl.” I was angry already.

 ”You leave us with no choice sir.” Said the guards while charging in, the first guard shot me with the stunner on my butt causing my buttocks to contract and dilate involuntary. The second guard hit me hard with the mace right on my face. They did this for about 30 seconds until I let go of the theater seat clearly with a gaping hole on the back.

My head was spinning and while the guards were picking my up, I vomited on them. Still with the calm voice the guard said. “Come with us sir.”

 With all my might I said softly, “don’t worry guys I came already. You go on ahead.”

So that’s what happened to me.

After posting bail, I am not on my way back to g4 to get a refund because I wasn’t able to finish the movie.

So wish me luck gais!