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81. Cheating 101

October 13, 2008

I still pride myself for being one of the few who had walked the tight rope and crossed it without falling. No, I’m not talking about the circus inside the big tent. I’m talking about the circus called, wait for it! Relationships!

If you have to know, cheating is not like love where you do stupid stuff and you regret afterwards. Cheating is an old art of seduction and stealth, a combination which you don’t really hear that frequently. It is a process to achieve the objective with the least or zero attention which uses exact information along with perfect execution and timing. Without one of these three, I doubt that one can execute a proper adultery.

Cheating has one specific objective, one word – Sex. Most of the time people say they cheat because they fell in love with someone they can’t get because they are either married or is in a relationship. Wrong. it’s not the love they’re looking for, it’s the sex. Sex is the high point of cheating. Everything is built up for that moment.

The level of difficulty is measured by the “relationship chain” from your spouse to the other man/woman. If the relationship chain is more than ten, I would classify that as easy. If the relationship chain is 6-10, that would have a medium score. If the relationship chain is 2-5, that would be classified under hard. Finally, a relationship chain of 1 is very hard.

A relationship chain is the distance from your spouse to the person you’re sleeping with. We have to admit, people cause people to fail at cheating. Without nosy people who ehem “care” I don’t think you will ever fail at cheating well, except if you get caught red handed.

Now that most of the variables have been stated, I’d like to welcome you to a new blog series which is exclusive to this blog called, cheating 101. This is where I will share my abundant knowledge in cheating and how to get away during tight spots. So sit back and relax. The master will help you. Remember, patience is a virtue.

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Previous Comments

Ohoho this is going to be interesting!!!

Posted by Steel at October 13, 2008, 8:39 pm

Oh you know it!

Posted by avatar at October 13, 2008, 9:20 pm

woooah!!! I will keep close watch on this. XD

Posted by s at October 13, 2008, 9:25 pm

Sorbie!! Hugs!!:D

Posted by avatar at October 13, 2008, 9:49 pm

This I gotta see.

Posted by Ade at October 13, 2008, 10:04 pm

Thanks ade. I’ll post it within the week.

whoa. this is stressful. people are expecting my next entry to be good. Child stress OMG!

Posted by avatar at October 13, 2008, 11:57 pm

first off, hindi ka child so hindi ka pwede magka child stress. belat. :)

pero tama ka. YOU ARE THE MASTER. hahaha!

Posted by diosa at October 14, 2008, 8:28 am

my patience is running thin. ang tagal naman ng kasunod! :P

Posted by jeng at October 14, 2008, 4:45 pm

@diosa, I will let the first statement slide because the second one was awesome!:p

Posted by avatar at October 14, 2008, 9:21 pm

@jeng, Ang taray netong baklang toh! Chura mo lang!

Posted by Avatar at October 14, 2008, 9:22 pm

I don’t need lessons in cheating. HAha!

Posted by returnace at October 14, 2008, 9:25 pm

@returnace: because you’re single now and the only relationships you go into are open relationships?

Posted by avatar at October 14, 2008, 11:18 pm

eh bakit mo ako inaaway? :P

Posted by returnace at October 16, 2008, 10:21 pm

Uy! I’m just asking! Tampo naman agad si emo slut. hehe.

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I am Joel and I am an alcoholic. My name? Joel Avatari. Yes, Avatari is my second name. That is why I am in i.ph because the url avatar.i.ph is so hard not to use. I live in the south side of the metro and I am not really a hardcore blogger. I blog when I have something to say or share. I also flame when I have to. In real life I am a work slave of an American company. I have been called an Asian monkey when I was in Australia and I I have hurled on the streets of clean Singapore. Oh did I forget to mention? I am Joel and I am who I am.

    

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