92. STUFF FLOATING AROUND

Welcome awesome people to my first blog entry of the year. I’m having trouble writing really. It’s that long term writers block since last year. It’s so annoying when you want to write about something but you can’t even form a simple sentence. So I’m powering through, I have stuff I want to share but they’re too long for Plurk but their too short to be blog entries hence, the clutter. Don’t worry; I won’t be ranting this time.

All dogs go to heaven

My eight year old pet Miniature Pinscher, Dagul, died last January 2^nd. I loved that dog. He was there during some of the cross roads of my life and I have to admit that I was sad when he died. I miss our drinking sessions and our long walks and our very seldom play time. I miss it when he turns around and let’s me face his schlong begging me to masturbate it. Well, I don’t do that because I don’t want to spoil him. But, I have to admit that I miss his feeble attempts. Also, I will stop sharing now. 

The King is DEAD

New medium

Have you ever been frustrated with yahoo messenger’s web cam option? When you can’t view a girl’s show entirely on their web cam because instead of receiving a video, you received pictured frames? How about when the video and the audio are not synchronized and you end up watching some girl dancing out of timing? Frustrating isn’t it? It’s like the load you paid isn’t worth the show you’re watching. Why not try out Google’s solution which, I know all web cam voyeurs will enjoy. Google video chat! Yeah, I know it’s not a new tech but it works really fine. I don’t know how they do it but the voice quality is crisp and very clear. The incoming video has more frames that you can actually watch someone stripping in sync with the music. It’s is so awesome! No more pixilated videos and no more static noise! Try it why don’t you?

my lovely wife

The yoyo effect

So I’m getting fat again. I mean after I wined and dined like there’s no tomorrow during the holidays, I guess there’s no surprise there. I bloated up to 214lbs. Yes. That’s 16lbs in two weeks. I mean what the hell right? My body is like a sponge. I am now doing my zero carbohydrate diet again. In two days, I’ve lost four pounds already, which is normal because the first to go is the water retention from all the salty meals I have had. I now regret eating all those Christmas hams. So wait for the return of my diet series. I am still brainstorming – with myself on what to put there. So stay tuned.

I’m getting fat again

So there you have it. These are the stuff I can’t put on Plurk because it’s too long and is also too short to make a solo blog entry. I’m still trying to fight off writer’s block s bear with me. See? I already said that in the first paragraph. I can’t even compose a decent closing paragraph.