93. THREE YEARS TO GO

People are talking about prophecies of Nostradamus and the Mayans that the world as we know it, will end on the year 2012 and I can see why they’re freaked out. Before the Mayan civilization ended, they predicted that the world will end on December 23, 2012. Then a couple of thousand of years after that, Nostradamus predicted the world will end in 2012. Is it a coincidence? I think not!

Funny, how the Mayans predicted the worlds’ end when they weren’t able to predict their end. Also, Nostradamus predicted a nuclear winter in 1997 and until now, all we have is global warming. 

But what if, their prophecies were true? What if the world will end on 2012 and given that we’ve accepted that our lives will end in three years, what would comprise your NEW bucket list? Let us scrap all those long term plans and list how you want to live your last three years on Earth.  Mine are as follows:

STOP DIETING

I’ve always dreaded the ill effects of eating too much sweets and cholesterol which includes diabetes and hypertension. With only three years to go, why worry? I will go eat that baconator and double quarter pounder meal I’ve been lusting for all this week.

CREDITCARDS

I’d max them all out, splurge and splurge and then splurge some more until I am buried neck deep in debt. Are they still going to litigate? Well, they just have to be sure it would take less than three years for them to collect, which, I don’t think they will be able to do. No they won’t. I’ll just stare them down and say:

CAREER MOVE

I’d quit my job and buy loads of beer. It’s just because I want to spend the rest of my days binging. I still have a healthy liver, it’ll last more than three years. It’s going to be like living the dream. Although, I have a bit of a concern. There’s a rumor nowadays pertaining to beer effects on the penis. It’s said that beer can cause your penis to fall off. I don’t know if this is true though.

MAKE FRIENDS

I’d find Cristine Reyes and guess what I’ll do? If you answered have hot passionate sex with her for weeks and/or until we drain our bodily fluids. Then All I can say is that you are WRONG! Yeah, I know we can’t be together because I already have a wife so we’ll just be friends. There’s nothing bad with that right?

Stop staring at her. Now, how about you? What will you do if you knew you only had three years to live?