97. TEN THINGS I DID WHEN I.PH WAS DOWN

Yeah, for the better part of last week, I.PH suffered a majoy down time. I blame Ade and Baddie for this outrage. For the last time guys stop jerking off behind the mainframes, your junk is short circuiting the wires and connections.

I was tagged by Ade and yes, I still don’t do meme’s well, except for this because it’s been weeks and I haven’t posted anything and I don’t want my fans to think I’m not posting anymore. LOL fans, I know, I made fun of myself there. So off the top of my head, here are the ten things I did during the down time.

1. I cursed the I.ph cat every time I tried to access my blog.

2  Downloaded porn instead. The Bukake girl suggestion by Adam is not a bad idea at all.

3. Jerked off from the recently downloaded porn.

4. Fondled with my facebook and got hooked on Mafia Wars. Damn. 

5. I tried playing badminton again and I sucked even more.

6. Incredibly grew 10lbs in one week. I’m not kidding. 

7. I exceeded my cigarette limit and started coughing blood. 

8. I finished the sixth book of Artemis Fowl and I hate the fact that book 7 won’t be out until next year. 

9. I watched old and fat women dance and exercise in ATC’s activity area. Shut up. 

10. I was passed out drunk in a side walk in pansol half naked in my own vomit. 

There it is folks, stuff I did while the blog was down. How about you? What did you do when I.PH was down? Yeah. I am tagging you!