97. TEN THINGS I DID WHEN I.PH WAS DOWN
February 23, 2009Yeah, for the better part of last week, I.PH suffered a majoy down time. I blame Ade and Baddie for this outrage. For the last time guys stop jerking off behind the mainframes, your junk is short circuiting the wires and connections.
I was tagged by Ade and yes, I still don’t do meme’s well, except for this because it’s been weeks and I haven’t posted anything and I don’t want my fans to think I’m not posting anymore. LOL fans, I know, I made fun of myself there. So off the top of my head, here are the ten things I did during the down time.
1. I cursed the I.ph cat every time I tried to access my blog.
2 Downloaded porn instead. The Bukake girl suggestion by Adam is not a bad idea at all.
3. Jerked off from the recently downloaded porn.
4. Fondled with my facebook and got hooked on Mafia Wars. Damn.
5. I tried playing badminton again and I sucked even more.
6. Incredibly grew 10lbs in one week. I’m not kidding.
7. I exceeded my cigarette limit and started coughing blood.
8. I finished the sixth book of Artemis Fowl and I hate the fact that book 7 won’t be out until next year.
9. I watched old and fat women dance and exercise in ATC’s activity area. Shut up.
10. I was passed out drunk in a side walk in pansol half naked in my own vomit.
There it is folks, stuff I did while the blog was down. How about you? What did you do when I.PH was down? Yeah. I am tagging you!
