100. STRAIGHT EDGE LIVING.. NOT

I have something to tell you guys which I know you won’t believe. I almost can’t believe it myself until I craved for it earlier today when I saw a kid got trampled by a tricycle. Don’t worry, the kid survived and she was still able to stand up. I see that a lot these days, kids getting hit by moving vehicles, I’m just glad it wasn’t me on the driver seat.
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99. DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

I know what you’re going to say, I change blogs as often as I change my underwear - once a year. No wait, that didn’t sound right. I’m like an obese drunk middle aged guy from work in a cool party starved for attention. “Let’s go guys! I don’t want to work, I just want to party!” (Rips off jogging pants) tugss-tugss-tugss.

Okay, that still didn’t sound right. If you rummage through the pages, you’d notice that most of the entries here were from my original blog. Why? because I said so here. Although the page is still kinda broken. I brokenated it for some reason, it’s hard to admit it but I’m a WP ignoramus. Although you’d have to say this is an amazing layout and it’s an awesome set up, I really can’t take any credit for it. It’s been magically altered by Ea Raymundo in exchange for some type of smelly paper we call money. I wanted to ask her if I could pay through sexual favors but at the back of my mind, I don’t think my wife would agree to such a deal.
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98. VIGILANCE

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.

A smart dude said that, I just can’t remember who. But that’s how I feel today. I haven’t been very vigilant these past few weeks especially with what I put into my body. I’ve gained a considerable amount of mass for the past two months, from as low as 196lbs; I’m back to 108lbs. I hate it so much right now that I’m continuing the diet update blog series. So voila!

You’re asking the monitor right now, what the freaking hell happened? I can name three things.
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