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80. Toy talk: Voltron

October 5, 2008

From days of long ago… From uncharted regions of the universe… comes a legend. The Legend of VOLTRON: defender of the universe. A mighty robot… loved by good… feared by evil…

Both: We are the mighty Voltron!

: Wait, what happened to your arm?

: Our ass owner lost my shoulder. Either he ate it or it got stuck up his ass I really don’t know. But damn. How can I find a replacement? We were made in the late 1980’s I hate it!

: Chill dude. You’ve got to hand it to our owner. I mean we’re older than most kids could remember us and we’re still alive and whole. Well, most parts of us I guess.

: Why the hell are we here anyway?

: I guess because Joel doesn’t have a blog entry and he’s using us so he’d have something to write about.

: Well, he’s an ass.

: Also, we’re going to have a real action movie! Yay!

: …

: Oh right, they’re not going to use cars. It’s just us lions.

: It would have been awesome if they use us cars. But I guess they don’t have the budget.

: Duh? You have 15 parts. How cluttered is that?

: But we can transform into three awesome cars you know?

: That IS true! Then I guess they got me because I’m the more popular one.

: …

: What?

: Ass.

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Previous Comments

Hihi, I remember Voltron

Posted by Helga at October 5, 2008, 11:44 pm

You do? wait. How old are you?

Posted by avatar at October 6, 2008, 12:03 am

I actually hated the Voltron cars.

Also, I had a die-cast premium edition Optimus Prime back in ‘89. The torso’s all that’s left of it. *wails*

Posted by Ade at October 6, 2008, 1:53 am

did you use it for target practice ade? Because that’s what I did with my gi joe toys.

Posted by avatar at October 6, 2008, 11:30 pm

Ye- I mean nnnnnnnnno. *shifty eyes*

Posted by Ade at October 7, 2008, 2:16 pm

Naalala ko tuloy death of optimus prime. scarred me for life. really.

No!! Optimus!! No!!!

Posted by avatar at October 7, 2008, 11:09 pm

ooooohhhh!!!!! (drools)

I always wanted to have one of those!

(calculating current prices + inflation + recession …. )

Naah! Cool toys though!

Posted by iamryan at February 3, 2009, 1:10 pm

Thanks bro!

Thing is, they were cool when we were kids, but I don' t know, they kinda look like Dwarfs now. Their body parts aren't proportional. Meh. Just me I guess.

Posted by Joel Avatari at February 3, 2009, 8:57 pm

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