97. TEN THINGS I DID WHEN I.PH WAS DOWN
February 23, 2009Yeah, for the better part of last week, I.PH suffered a majoy down time. I blame Ade and Baddie for this outrage. For the last time guys stop jerking off behind the mainframes, your junk is short circuiting the wires and connections.
I was tagged by Ade and yes, I still don’t do meme’s well, except for this because it’s been weeks and I haven’t posted anything and I don’t want my fans to think I’m not posting anymore. LOL fans, I know, I made fun of myself there. So off the top of my head, here are the ten things I did during the down time.
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96. CHEATING 101: PLANNING
February 3, 2009Welcome back boys and girls! It is again the month of love, and do you guys know what this blog entry is all about? Well, if your answer is LOVE then you’re WRONG!
Do you clearly know what happens during Valentines Day? Aside from Restaurants overpricing, motels owners overbooking and condoms breaking; most of the guys and girls out there are stressed out. Their hairs standing on ends not because they’re still contemplating whether to lose their virginity or not, but because they know all too well that Valentines Day should not only be celebrated with the official partner but it should be celebrated with the sideline as well. Get my drift?
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95. BORED AS HELL
January 31, 2009I have a freaking good right hand. I love working with it, doing stuff with it. But there are times I can’t rely on my right hand. I have to use my left hand which is weird. Have you ever written down a prose or anything with your left hand? It doesn’t feel right. Well hello? I’m talking about you’re basic preference here, If you’re left handed try writing down something with your right hand and try to feel it. Feel it good.
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94. BURGERS (can’t think of a witty title)
January 15, 2009I’ve been a burger lover for as long as I can remember, even longer. My mom recalls when I was around six or seven years old. I can eat two tropical hut hamburgers while she could only eat one. Yes I know, one day when I am old and weak, my love will come back to kill me, but hey. At least I’ll die happy and contented right?
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93. THREE YEARS TO GO
January 11, 2009People are talking about prophecies of Nostradamus and the Mayans that the world as we know it, will end on the year 2012 and I can see why they’re freaked out. Before the Mayan civilization ended, they predicted that the world will end on December 23, 2012. Then a couple of thousand of years after that, Nostradamus predicted the world will end in 2012. Is it a coincidence? I think not!
Funny, how the Mayans predicted the worlds’ end when they weren’t able to predict their end. Also, Nostradamus predicted a nuclear winter in 1997 and until now, all we have is global warming.
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